Is it just me, or does it seem a bit quiet down our street at the moment? I was thinking of having another walk around the neighbourhood to see what's going on, but you've all been pretty quiet, and I'm not sure I like it.
Have you all gone on holiday or something? Maybe you have all gone and discovered a life in the real world? You know, with real people? Actually, perhaps I should be wondering whether there should be more to my life than reading about other people's lives. Is there nothing better I could be doing with my time?
Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you!
A man I hate
17 hours ago