I got an email this morning offering me $500 for a year's worth of sponsorship on my blog. All I'd have to do is put up some banners, which they assure me would be tailored towards my content (what? including urinal etiquette?)
Tempting though their offer was, I ain't no sell out.
What kind of person do they think I am? Do they think that I would just surrender all of my principles for the sake of a measley $500?
They'd need to offer me at least twice that.....
The lyrics are starting to roll in now.... more please!