...and so it seems that I'm not bald enough already.
Some days, I wonder if it might not be kinder just to shoot me.
I was so pleased when that barber in Whangarei gave me a NZ $2 "half head discount" in 2010. I should go back: I reckon I might qualify for a few more dollars off by now.
I used to wet my hair when I was at school to dampen it down. I was told at the time that this would lead to baldness in later life, and I laughed in their faces because this was clearly nonsense. Well, I'm not laughing now. Just think, that might have been caused by a stray raindrop.
Learn from me and make sure you always -- ALWAYS -- wear a shower cap (or a hat, if you're outdoors and feel a bit self-conscious in a shower cap outside your home). I'm not 100% sure it will protect you from blemishes that lead to bald spots (or, as I like to call it, my mange spot)... but you can't be too careful.
mother of all relapses: the return
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