Thursday, 19 June 2014
leave right now....
Go on, be honest: will you maybe relax and enjoy the World Cup maybe just a little bit more once England have gone home*?
Yeah. Me too.
(*And don't be giving me any of that delusional "but we're not out yet!" nonsense either. No team in the history of the World Cup has lost their first two groups games and qualified to the next round, and it's not about to happen now. In fact, we should probably leave right now, before the Costa Rica game, tonight, even. We should pretend like we're hipsters and we never really cared in the first place.... Roy could really work a hipster beard and some heavy framed spectacles, I reckon. Perhaps a trilby?)