I've been checking my stats.
I only do this occasionally, but I do find some of the search terms that lead people here fascinating. As you might imagine, I mainly get people passing through looking for song lyrics or mp3s (most recently a spate of people looking for Dennis Waterman theme tunes....), but some of them are more than a touch disturbing.
With that in mind, a big hello to the person who surfed in here with the search term "MAN KINDNAPS LITTLE GIRL AND PLANS TO EAT HER" (the typo and the capitalisation are the searcher's own....)
(check it out.... I'm the only result!)
People are also still arriving here with search terms like "Piss in Sink" - a fact that never fails to make me proud.... Given that I'm currently planning a post on the phenomenon of people hanging plastic bags full of dog shit on the trees in public parks, I imagine I can only expect more of the same in the forseeable future.
The internet really is a strange and wonderful place.
Mostly just strange.
23 hours ago