As we were sat at our desks this afternoon, I mentioned that I would be escorting three lovely ladies to Dublin for some meetings on Wednesday next week. One of my younger colleagues, looked at me:
"What, like you're the pimp and they're the whores?"
There was a stunned silence followed by giggles all round. My colleague looked confused, so I thought that perhaps I should help her out. "You need to think about what you've just said"
"Well, think what you're calling your boss and your boss's boss"
She frowned. "There's nothing wrong with what I said"
"Really? You just called them whores!"
"Well, you said you were escorting them"
"Yes, but that's not quite the same thing as calling them Escorts, is it?"
"Yeah, but they'd be those really high class whores....."
Honestly. Some people just don't know when to stop digging. Everyone has their price, she tells me.
These guys really are the gift that keeps on giving.