There now follows an emotional appeal by Stephen Fry on behalf of.....well.....me.
You heard the man. You can sponsor this brave soul at the following address:
We're doing pretty well against our fundraising targets, so many thanks to all the generous people who have sponsored us so far.... it's very much appreciated and makes all this effort seem so worthwhile because it goes to such a great charity. We're still a fair way off our target yet though, and with twenty-six days of training to go, every penny helps.
Just think.... by the end of April, I'll have to think of something else to rattle on about all the time.
Oh, and for the record, my nipples are fine thanks. I take precautions.