Ok. So here's what we know about me:
- I'm 30
- I'm balding
- I'm going grey
- My memory isn't what it was
- my joints are starting to creak
so why was I so alarmed at the gym when I spotted a hair growing out of my right ear?
I rather think I should be looking forward to my first Remington fuzz-away??
All this and apparently I won't be able to retire for nigh on another 50 years... 2054 isn't so far away, right?
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