This is not particularly high-brow or edifying, but I have a question for you:
Pictured above is the view from the door as you walk into one of the toilets at work.
You'll notice that one of the urinals is bathed in the light from an overhead spotlight, and the other is not. These are the only two urinals in the toilet. Your other options are the three traps off to the left.
My question is this: if you have a free choice and there is no one else in the room.... which urinal do you choose? Are you the kind of person who seeks out the spotlight, or do you prefer the less illuminated option? Does your choice say anything about you as a person?
I ask because every time I pop in here, and it's a little bit off the beaten track but is usually a bit cleaner and quieter than some of my other options, I am faced with this dilemma: do I choose the light or do I choose darkness?
Actually, I think that this is a choice I must subconsciously make in every single toilet I visit regularly, and it's a choice that is simply highlighted here - literally - by the spotlight. Do I have an instinctive preference for one side or the other? Do I choose randomly? Am I always influenced by the local conditions? I genuinely don't know.... I don't think I always choose the same side, but now I think of it, I'm not sure.....so I'm throwing the question open to the floor.
So: are you a creature of habit? Do you always adopt the same position, or do you like to break the routine and mix things up a little? (as long as you had a free choice and there was no-one else present to force your hand - there are rules, after all). Would the spotlight here influence your decision? There's no need for you ladies to feel excluded from this conversation either: if you have a free choice of traps, do you have a preference? Do you go straight to a cubicle on the end or will you throw caution to the wind and go for the middle? You must have rules too, right? (and does anyone in a gents toilet really ever use the cubicle nearest the urinals?)
So many questions.
See, I told you it wasn't edifying.... but it's good to talk about these things, isn't it?
Ah, just me then. Why is my head filled with this stuff?
(Perhaps the real question to ask is if you're the kind of person who gets your camera out in a toilet.... but let's not go there, eh?)
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