Thursday 12 June 2014

children of the future....

Overheard in the gents toilets at the Rescue Rooms quiz this evening:

"Women or beer?"
"Oh, that's an easy one.  Beer.  Every time"
"Oh, it's easy to say beer now, but what about at the end of the night?"
"Beer.  A quick shag is all well and good, but beer will be there forever...."

And people say that pandas are too stupid to breed.

The future of humanity couldn't be in better hands.


  1. we won, by the way. The quiz master told us we might be winning the quiz, but we were losing at youth. How the losers laughed....

  2. Quizmaster as he hands over our prize: "Well done. You didn't even cheat, did you?"
    Save us.