I am the King of Hi-Vis...

I went out with my running club last night. I had tired legs, so it was a fairly steady 4.5 miles up my local hill on a clear, cold evening.  It was nice, but it was also fairly unremarkable and I was thinking of my dinner when one of my fellow runners decided to initiate a jocular conversation with me:

"I could see you coming a mile away!"
"Um... yes."
"You're hard to miss wearing all that!"
"Um... yes.  That's the whole point."
"You look like a tall, skinny beacon!"
"...."
"Well, see you next week then".

Erm.  Cool story, Hansel.

Contrary to what you might think, I don't just wear this stuff to look hot.

That's just a side-benefit.

You should see my sexy reflective bike gear.