Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 August 2008

our house....



We've never really had a garden before. It's probably overstating the case a bit to even call it a garden. It was a postage stamp sized square of patchy grass, a mass of overgrown bushes and some sandy concrete that was perpetually wet underfoot. In the four or five years that we've lived here, I've barely spent any time out here, and most of that has been since last July when we picked up a cat that we discovered really loved playing stick amongst all the bushes. She loved it so much that, in the end, she actually wore away some of the grass into a little bare patch of mud where she span around chasing the stick.



I'm not much of a gardener, but C. likes to spend a bit of time pottering around outdoors. She has especially enjoyed it since she started spending a lot more time abroad and away from home. It wasn't much, but it was a little sanctuary away from the world. A few months ago, she decided that we should do something with it, and invited a landscape gardener round (actually, a guy who used to work for C and had set up his business after C had encouraged him to seize the chance of taking voluntary redundancy). He drew up some plans, I feigned interest, and then before too long - in fact on the very same day I had my first eye operated on - he was round with this three workmen with a big skip and a load of stuff, ready to take the garden to pieces.

Two weeks later, and we were pretty much done.



Now, even I have to admit that he's done a damn fine job... both of design and execution. I've spent more time outside this house in the last couple of weeks than I think I have ever done. It feels at least twice as large as it did before, and it's now just a really great space to just sit down and chill out in.

I've even got a shed.



It's still a work in progress, of course, but the herb garden outside the back door is really starting to take shape, and we've already had a really lovely garden opening party out there.

It's all good.



The cat's not too sure, but... to be fair... she has only just discovered the Cat Mint and the Catnip. I think she'll like it just fine.

Since the garden has been done, C. has already arranged for the fireplaces to be restored so that they can be used as open fires again, arranged for the boiler to be replaced with something worthier and only the other day we had a builder round to look at our attic. We were initially thinking that we only had room to turn the loft into useable storage space, but apparently we have oodles of room up there, and certainly enough for a double-bedroom and a bathroom.

C. has spent the last few months idly on the lookout for a bigger, three storey house in the same neighbourhood, and only a few weeks ago was seriously viewing a property just around the corner before deciding that it wasn't quite right.... I get the distinct impression that, perhaps because she's now away so much, she's decided she quite likes where we are now and is starting to nest.

I quite like it.

Thursday, 3 May 2007

the taste of love is sweet...



I'm not much of a gardener. Our house has a back garden that is smaller than the size of our bedroom, and that's fine by me. I like our little garden just fine, and I was out in it about 5 minutes ago, but gardening really isn't my bag. We've lived here for over 4 years now, and I don't think I have once mowed the lawn (a task that would take no more than 20 minutes even if you were using a pair of nail scissors).

That said, I am currently growing some chilli on our kitchen window sill. We bought a "grow in the bag" set from Muji a couple of weeks ago, and I'm absolutely loving it.

Why? Because I once read that if you want to give your chillis temper, if you want to make them really fiery, then you have to swear at them. If you want chillis with real bite, then you have to scream the foulest obscenities you can think of at them as they grow. If you don't do it, then you don't love them enough.

I think this is brilliant.

At least twice every day I stand at the kitchen sink and curse at these tiny seedlings as they start to push their way out of the soil in this bag. I stand there and I curse at them with all the venom I can muster.

It is so therapeutic.

My only problem is that we bought another "grow in the bag" kit at the same time..... strawberries. I have a suspicion that strawberries are a lot more sensitive than your average chilli. I think that strawberries probably thrive when they are treated gently; that they will be sweetest if they have grown hearing only the sweetest nothings being whispered to them.

I'm worried that all of the swearing won't be good for them.

So....before I swear at the chillis, I whisper to the strawberries that daddy loves them very much but that they mustn't listen and should think happy thoughts.

So far, so good.

I think maybe I've got green fingers after all.